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Parentheses within parentheses! I have found the perfect GIF to respond to your post:

This is 100% truth.

In eighth grade football, our coach called this the “Monster” formation. And then he installed it (with variations) as our ENTIRE offense for the whole season. Yeah, sure, we won most of our games with it, but I don’t think that was really the best developmental step for us to prepare for high school football.

Back when I was a senior in college, I was part of a crew of about 120 people from Northwestern who were going on a Caribbean cruise for a week in Spring break, originating in Miami. As a pretty computer savvy guy then as I still consider myself now, I spent way more time than I should’ve searching on numerous travel

Damn, I’ve got a couple of these stories. I was flying from DIA to Nebraska in the Spring of 2008 for my grandfather’s funeral with my relatively new girlfriend (now my wife of 9 years). We were boarding a regional jet flight, so we assumed that we could get to the gate pretty shortly before the flight and still get

The penalty for low blows is Tom Brady’s fault.
The penalty for full weight on the QB is Aaron Rodger’s fault.
The penalty for bad dick picks is Brett Favre’s fault.

Those two roughing calls on Clay Matthews were fucking horrible, but honestly, is there a better defender for that kind of shit to happen to? I’m obviously biased but if I HAVE watch a defender get screwed by a call, it’s pretty funny for it to happen to Discount Thor.

Came here for this joke. Was not disappointed. 

Is this meme parallel with playing for the Browns too obvious?

When his name is Areola? It’s just another erogenous zone.

Clearly, Miazga was just pointing out the misleading nature of the tagline under the score “Choque de Gigantes, which translates to “Clash of Giants,” while Lainez was disagreeing with the term “Amistoso,” or “friendly.” 

Counterpoint: This weekend sucked!

This is probably the truest thing ever posted here. I live in Pensacola, and I look forward to school starting every year, because we have possibly the best beaches in the continental US, and they become nearly private again. Also, I’m not worried about advertising this because here in Pensacola, pretty much everyone

How about adding this?

This is an underrated benefit of watching this at work on mute.

Different circumstances, such as Loris Karius’ very similar boner number 1 that helped cost Liverpool the Champion’s League final less than two months ago. I guess being up 4-1 makes the crowd a lot more forgiving. 

That’s Griezman’s go to goal celebration, nothing new. In fact, I was texting with a friend at the time about how hilarious it would be if Subasic saved the pen and stole his celebration:

It’s coming home...

Ok, your indykaila avatar checks out. You must be ITK! Seriously, have you heard anything about us buying a new keeper yet? We’re dying here!