Is anyone else getting this hilariously ironic Google ad banner about a violent battle royale video game above this article about gun control policy? I’m not a gamer, and have no other reason Google would pick this ad just for me.

Ha, I came here to post the exact same thing. I grew up right by Cabela’s headquarters in rural Nebraska. It’s painfully obvious from that one sentence that Patrick has never been to a Cabela’s store. Or looked at their website. Or even read a one line description of the company on Google.

“Bucket full of knuckles”. That’s when you know the sex tape is getting a little dark.

Mostly seen on Bein Sports, when they take time off from showing all the La Liga games and PSG games.

Vacated wins:
One exception is Notre Dame. All ND boosters are upset because it drops their program out of the top 5 All-time wins rankings, behind my Cornhuskers! So win-win for me.

I’m so glad you were able to find that old photo. Classic Larry!

River Plate is in Buenos Aires, and Independiente is in Ecuador. But let’s not let the facts get in the way of a good joke!

Let’s remember some screwed over Olympians!

Uh oh, you just broke the first rule of Chechen Fight Club!

I had no idea Ruben Semedo was Portuguese for Aaron Hernandez.

Amen!

Of course, we all know the REAL reason they weren’t crowing “North London is White” on Twitter is because they were afraid Trump would change his mind and come visit after all.

Being a partial LFC fan, I completely agree along with an apparent minority of people that Kane’s being offside influenced Lovren’s actions and should therefore have been considered offside prior to Lovren playing him on. Clattenberg (can’t believe I’m quoting him) claims he’s offside because Lovren’s act can’t be…

My parents were fairly permissive overall. I remember watching ‘Die Hard’ with my dad as my first ‘R’ rated movie when I was 8 or 9. But when I rode my bicycle home from the CD store in middle school with my shiny new copy of Dr. Dre’s ‘The Chronic’ with it’s ginormous marijuana leaf on the cover, my mother quickly…

I love the fact that Hoffman’s wife was wearing the AC/DC shirt to silently invoke his “Hell’s Bells” entrance music. Imagery!

Sorry, you briefly lost me at “I was in third grade during the Sosa-McGwire home run chase.” Once I got over that, though, I pretty much agreed with you.

Is it just me, or is that actually perfect for Leeds? They’re just doubling down on how everyone else in league football feels about them.

a 64 Jewish year-old man

In other breaking news: water is wet.

Counterpoint: Nope, not gonna watch it.