Seconded! I feel all those Moab-related parks are underrated on this list. They are spectacular! Perhaps there is some amputated arm stigma hanging over them.

To be fair, these early playoff games can be pretty tough to get through, even for a better team from a better league. They take place either during preseason or the first week or two of a long season, when most teams are not firing on all cylinders yet, especially finesse teams with a positive offensive strategy. And…

I believe that was the premise of that Celebrity Splash! show on Fox in 2013. Stars, they’re just like us!

The Manè-faced God claimed another couple lives on that goal! Valar Morghulis!

I think they’ll look all shiny and Champions League-y for a while, but then wear out into Europa-ness at the end. Pochettino’s teams always seem to wear out at the death.

True, albeit with an 11 filled by second teamers and/or players who had played their asses off the day before against Barca. Pre-season... truth lies somewhere in between.

I don’t know, maybe his brother is on to something. Huge red flag: his All-Pro starting guard Josh Sitton got married a couple weekends ago here in Pensacola, but Mr. Discount Double-check was a no show! Leger Douzable (love that name!) was there, but no A-Rodg! What kind of QB doesn’t go to his guard’s wedding?

Lucky for him, there are 2 air pockets known as the frontal sinuses right there that act like a “crumple zone” and partially protect the brain in high impact trauma like that.

The alleged victim, Steven Adam’s left testicle, declined comment.

As it turns out, this event occurred just after my answer to the previous post, so it validifies my newly found consciousness as a human being. The Challenger crash was in January 1986, which was my first major news memory. The Bears Super Bowl win occurred shortly thereafter. Da Bears, da Bears, da Bears!!!

Given that it didn’t have a Ray Allen stepback 3 from the corner at the buzzer, this game still had so many amazing moments down the stretch.

In theory this should be the answer, but it lacks that singular moment where they “did the thing”. I did get some small goosebumps when I watched the video of them celebrating when they clinched, but they were sitting on a couch in Vardy’s living room watching TV. Just a little too anti-climactic, unfortunately.

It’s Tyronn Lue’s hometown. Along with his cousin Cookie Belcher.

As an LFC fan, seeing CR7 hit the post, miss a pen, and get called offside on his goal was almost as enjoyable as Sturridge’s injury time winner. I love Schadenfreude!

I always thought his hair more resembled Sideshow Bob, along with his nefarious and thuggish playing style.

As another fan who watches every game, I completely agree. The first 6 months after he transferred to LFC, he couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn and he kept taking terrible shots over and over. At that point, I wanted his shooting boots taken away and thrown in a vat of acid. But now, he’s got his sweet spot from…

Well, for your sake, I hope Cavani does a better job filling in for Zlatan than he did filling in for Suarez against Venezuela yesterday. Ugh, what a miss!

Wait, that makes no sense at all. If Suarez wasn’t on the active roster, why was he even dressed and on the bench, let alone sent out to warm up for 15 minutes? That’s like his manager Tabarez giving him soccer blue balls. Uruguay getting knocked out before Suarez even gets a game is a HUGE disappointment for me.

This would be funny if his name wasn’t pronounced De-Hea. But it is.

I’m sure that’s why Dortmund rested 8 of their starters on the preceding Sunday during a huge Derby rivalry match with Schalke and while they were still only 5 points off of Bayern for the Bundesliga title. That screams pointless game to me.