Don’t remember Trixies. I miss the DQ on 41. I miss sunsets at Naples Pier or Naples Beach Hotel. I miss the pastrami subs at Wynn’s Market. I miss the Grouper at Grouper & Chips. I miss the drive up to Bonita or Marco on a nice day. And you better believe I miss Publix subs.

Understand completely: the heart wants what the heart wants. I’d have an E34 M5. Not the fastest nor best-handling M5, but i long for it. And I want it in silver, too: the ultimate sleeper.

It’s what I’m here for!

who?

Just reminding you of what Tavarish wrote.

Because

I bought a Porsche with zero paper service records. ZERO RECORDS. Not even a damn Jiffy Lube window sticker.

Currently on eBay.

Convertible?

Not never.

I know you catch a lot of flak for a lot of various shit, but I like your style. I think you are an asset to Jalopnik.

/serious dad voice

One eighth of $2.65mm is more than $331,250. This thing is a STEAL!

It’s okay. There’s still pornography!

Mmmm. Cateredham.

you’re welcome here, buddy! I like vehicles that do a specific job well, too.

I like cars (and trucks, vans, etc.), and I consider myself a ‘car guy’, but I don’t feel like I fit in. I like vehicles that function well at their intended purpose. I like vehicles that look good and have style. Horsepower and 0 to 60 times are not my first priorities for every vehicle.

60% of the time he works everytime.

...there’s no HOAs or neighborhood rules or local laws being violated.