Ran when walled up. I know what I have! No lowballers. Willing to trade for a couple fridges (trust me, this nickname will catch on) or maybe a cask of Amontillado. Ring 01 3 50743 313599 057 and ask for Pierre.

Done.

Hey shoot me an email (Andrew at Jalopnik) if you’re so inclined! I always want to know things haha.

*ahem*

Toyota Hilux. Because this.

God I want to buy this and paint it beige.

Wow, that Dodge really rammed that F-150!

You’ll be able to go pretty much anywhere you want, except for Mexico, and Saskatchewan, and no one wants to go to Saskatchewan anyway.

Weirdly enough, I think fondly of the Camry. Don’t get wrong...I’m a car guy. I drive the most unreliable, crazy garbage out there on a regular basis. However, I got married and suddenly adopted a worn out 2002 Camry with over 200k miles.

Man 200 forums sound boring, no offense.

There are forums for Chrysler 200s? Jesus.....

I met the Wrapify guys at some car event a few months ago. They were super nice guys. They offered to wrap the Million Mile Lexus (which as of this writing has 935,000 miles) with a Castrol High Mileage ad, and based on the accumulated miles on that car and the ongoing road trips, I could have made a fuckton of cash,…

Unless the next guy is paying you for your girlfriend, that analogy doesn’t make any sense.

I love that you misspelled Porsche in the dude’s quote, in order to more accurately represent said dude.

Case in point: I had a dude in a Tahoe gasp when I told him my 981 S ONLY had 330 HP. He proceeded to tell me that his Tahoe had “Hundreds more” and could “Kick your little Porsh’s ass”.

Interior by Mizuno

Hence my name, I love that you know about the U.P!