I beeleeve he is da greahtest ahss keekeer in da woold.

Me am also starting crowdfoonding to fund museum for my movies. Me woud ahppreicate any and all donahtions.

But The Last Stand=Best Movie Ever Made

Me love Les Miserahbles, and me love that us Cookie Monsters got reprashanted in dis video.

EEEEET EEEESS FOR MEEEEEE

Wares My TV Show?????

Me weesh me hahd this mans inteelect

Perhaps me cahmments would beee more popular if me had Paul Anka seeng them…

Da only good morahl peeple shood learn is to GET TO DA CHOPPAAA

WE ARE HERE!!!

Me would like to audition foh roll of Spencah Tracy in dis movie.

Me may not be able to get into this game, but don't worry…

This guy about as funny as affair me had with housekeeper.

Deel. Me throw in Hummah with ease. Come by around 9; that's when me usually devour whole batch of Snickerdoodles.

Me would not downvote you either. You seem like cheel guy. Maybe we eat cookies together sometime in me mahnsion?

Yes?

As long as me can hold on to me cookies, me will be happy.

Dat's da joke.

Me guess you could say this shows beeeen…

Me connected to Cookie Mahnster and Ahnold Schwarzenegger. Top dat.