Wat is theeeir stahnce on famous puppet/Ahstrian celebrities?

De only thing dat makes ahbsolutley no sense is why there were no cookies on set of Expendables 2.

Hey, everybody at AV Club….chill.

Me sahprised anyone give Alec Baldwin job aftah all of hees recent public mahltdowns.

ME BE BACK

Me want to own dat bear in da heada image.

Me more excited for Seth Myah's new shooow then when me smell freshly baked cookies.

Chief of Cookies?

Me sure dere is no way to do thees weethout pissing off lots of fahns. Me gladly support Jugalloooos in whatavah ventah they do next.

Alternate Headline: GET TO DA COOKIE CHOPPER!!