If it makes you feel any better, I can tell you in two years I NEVER noticed anyone’s embarrassing purchases. Usually you’re working so fast and automatically you barely register there are people making these purchases.
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A married couple we know recently got pregnant, and sent my wife and me an online survey to rank potential baby names.
In the checkout, cold things go with other cold things. Boxes go with other boxes. The stuff that can be broken and smushed needs to be bagged last. Whatever embarrassing thing I have to buy is hidden in the middle between the boxes and the milk/juice, so people don’t realize my shame.
But without the unnecessary words, how will I reach my professor’s word count requirement?
You see that ad with all those ugly broads repeating my statements?! Not one of them was as bangable as my daughter Ivanka.
Much to their Chelgren...?
Chelgren was less upset about the exact jokes in the performance than the fact that they weren’t corny enough.
It is know as the universal solvent. And is the primary ingredient in liquid form industrial cleansers.
100% of the people who have consumed it, have ended up dead!
I heard it is a poison that is slowly killing us...
But, Dihydrogen Monoxide is deadly in certain amounts! Shouldn’t I worry about that?
That first video... I just bust out laughing at work
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Damnit, that completely ruins my hypothetical example.
Strong take.
Man Seahawk fan, you guys squandered all good will from other NFL fans in record time. Went from zero to Cowboy fan over night.
That was bad journalism on my part. It was a cool story that I looked up, but then I did my typical bullshit of yelling about some Boston beer for an hour and lost track of the matter at hand. Thank you for pointing it out. If I had the first fucking idea how Kinja worked I'd promote your comment or give you a star or…
And now everyone is going in on RG3. Steve Young is going in... A radio station listener who won a contest to write for the local CBS station (this is something that happened) is going in... Fucking Pat White is going in!
I just wanna say props to you for being civil, mature, and dishing out good points on here.