Pitches love vibrato.

I first saw this headline as "Beware of TEXAS When Settling Your Debt." Taxes makes much more sense. I didn't think Texas would come after me, but you never know...

As a German-American, I'm offended that we continue to use the term "Blitz" in football. Please call it an "extra-man rush" from now on.

Anybody else thinking "What is an empire waist?"

Challenger: [explodes]

If you were a real baker, you would already know the answer to that.

Hindenburg: [explodes]

We need to make this a thing, people.

So... I dated 3 girls, the third was better than the first 2, married the third. Satisfied.

It's racist that you would label native Americans as being the only ones with the right to use Chiefs or Braves.

Maybe if you were an intelligent sports fan, you'd have some grasp on the idea of synonyms.

Redskins. Bad.
Chiefs. Fine.

Braves. Fine.
Arkansas Blackies. BAD.

As long as it's a Haswell based Chromebook you should be able to. You have to first put the Chromebook in developer mode, then enable legacy boot and usb boot. Then it should work fine. I did it and it runs pretty much any Debian-base.

While we're on the topic, does anyone else here take unnaturally fast dumps? Most of the people I know spend 10 minutes or so in the bathroom, but I'm done in literally 30 seconds... if that.