Hey, Yankee Candle is great. You can pick up a gift for that certain someone who’s so hard to shop for and the smell of the store is just so relaxing.

Remember, they go by color gradient to determine if you’re disrepectin’ the flag.

I do believe praising Ben Carson is of at least equal value to “I have black friends”.

I got through the first few lines of Nancy’s rant, and then it was all

Omitted from this post was category #21 This List (The whole thing. Trash.)

Where’s Jay Z on this list?

I stopped in Sturgis during the Hells Angels convention a couple of years ago, totally unplanned. I was road tripping along Highway 12 and decided to swing through the SD sights (Wall Drug, the Badlands and so on), and found myself hungry and low on gas. Picking Sturgis off the map at random, I stopped for fueling up…

The people in the Black Hills are the worst- unapologetic openly racist white trash with nearby Natives living in the poorest counties in America. It will shock you how blatant the anti-native sentiment is in towns like Rapid City, Sturgis, Deadwood, or Custer.

As long as no beautiful flags were disrespected, we’re all good?

3. Beer

April 1st is for pranks, not Friday the 13th.

1. Coffee

Color me surprised...a racist act in a town known for 2 things: hosting the largest motorcycle gang convention annually and stealing Native land to build a memorial to US Presidents. Shocking!

Why you trying to start a fight on a Friday Champ??? Most of us got Johnny Kemp on repeat, trying to avoid doing any real work, and looking to duck out of work early.

I can think of some crazy motherfuckers who’d like to discuss your take…

My thoughts while reading: “... but soup is delicious.”

I’m for this. But they don’t deserve good soups.

“b-b-b-but heritage!”

Speaking as a white person, I cannot fucking stand white people.