Noice!!!

Ya know what I like about “trump supporters”? Not fucking thing!

What in the actual HELL!!! How the fuck do we get off this planet without dying? There is no sanctuary for us anywhere on this rock.

Ay bruh, I’m witcha on this. I’ve had all types of bacon at my granddaddy’s house and at Sister Jenkins’ house and at the various church breakfast-es, all in Mississippi. So I don’t wanna hear no bullshit about I ain’t had it right. Shit’s just a’ight. I’m not going out of my way to get high blood pressure and…

His entire Cabinet knows his ass is bonkers. They’re just using him to get all those bullshit policies passed that they actually like but don’t want to be out in the open about it. As soon as he’s done fucking us all over and repealing Obamacare and any policies Obama implemented, they’ll say “oh he’s unfit” and…

I think that muhfucka’s been cloned or some shit, cuz he’s in every city I’ve lived in from the east coast to the west, north and south. I just said “fuck it” and shaved my shit.

True. True. But there needs to be a subcategory of 5, like myself, when you’re too fuckin’ broke to leave this dump...with your family anyway...

That shit is silent??? Dayum! All this time I had been sayin’ “Simone-ay”. Well shit.

What about “I’ont know who you think I am, but I ain’t him. A’ight?

Savannah Sugg & Haley Perea. Cal Baptist. If you see this 2 girls, make sure to throw them a drink or “whatever you have in your hand.” So...I was reading this on my phone while standing at the urinal.....

I don’t mean to perpetuate a “stereotype” but that Becky on the left did win the “Athlete of the Year” award, so...I’m thinking she’s been passing. She can’t fool us tho.

Word..

DVD baby!

I just wanna know if his boys are actually trying to get degrees. Cuz if they are not, then he needs his face slapped for publicly feeding our kids the lie that the only way to make it anywhere in this world if you’re black is sports and rappin’.

By any means necessary!

Instead of the March on Washington or the Montgomery Bus Boycott, should we have just marched around the country having orgies?-

Oh shit! That’s funny!

“Because some fuckin’ muthafuckas are just fucked up in the head”. Said by Samuel L. Jackson,...probably..

Now that’s funny!

Americans love them some guns and will tolerate no encroachment upon their rights to possess the most deadly weapons capable of maximizing death tolls with their use for one reason and one reason only. ‘Muricans know full well how they’ve fucked over every Native American, Latino, Asian, African, among others over…