Thanks for attempting to connect your completely unrelated political thoughts to this article.

I don’t know about my fellow Americans but I take this to be a challenge. Are we going to let those backward flushing toilet Aussies to beat us?

Something we could do for free with condoms; but it’s probably too complicated for us to attempt.

The NSA made it look like the cia did it.

I don’t know how my train of thought got there, but your comment made me think of Feinberg sinisterly hunched over the Gawker servers, dripping a mysterious liquid over them from a pipette labeled “Good Kinja”.

The is the most fucking idiotic thing I’ve ever read. Why would you even fucking waste this blog post about asking the FBI about killing Harambe?

*checks dictionary*

“Joe may not have been evil...”

Growing up, Paterno was God in my house. We didn’t go to church.

Dude, people still ride for G Gordon Liddy. JoePa’s fan club still has decades of certainty to burn

I’m a Penn State alumnus and I was totally on board with Paterno’s downfall. My position then was that he could not have possibly been ignorant about what was going on, not with so many victims and over so much time. Furthermore, Joe Paterno ran Penn State, the buck stopped with him, nobody had more power at that…

On the other hand, the sky isn’t blue. It just appears blue.

I just feel like at some point even idiots realize the sky is blue. I’m an optimist I guess.

Hold on a minute, there’s not a dumb reason for firewalking?

Very very cool. Where you have water, you have the possibility of life.

“frozen into a dense form of ice known as ice II”

It’s like something form the Simpsons come to life.

I ain't saying she's a gold drinker, but she ain't messing with no broke emperor.

I wonder are these pictures safe for work...