“Joe may not have been evil...”

Growing up, Paterno was God in my house. We didn’t go to church.

Dude, people still ride for G Gordon Liddy. JoePa’s fan club still has decades of certainty to burn

I’m a Penn State alumnus and I was totally on board with Paterno’s downfall. My position then was that he could not have possibly been ignorant about what was going on, not with so many victims and over so much time. Furthermore, Joe Paterno ran Penn State, the buck stopped with him, nobody had more power at that…

On the other hand, the sky isn’t blue. It just appears blue.

I just feel like at some point even idiots realize the sky is blue. I’m an optimist I guess.

Yay! Finally, I’ve arrived, hahaha

That picture still terrifies me.

“Hope Hicks” sounds like Trump’s entire campaign strategy.

Once I’m sitting at a theater, the first thing I do is find all the exits just in case. Doesn’t it make you feel so FREE?

You also have to apply for a permit to have a rally.

The first amendment didn’t kill anybody either, but you’re still not allowed to yell fire in a crowded fucking theater.

Fucking hell.

Okay, have you ever had a kid? I’ve never met a 2-year-old amidst potty training who has not taken an unauthorized shit on something.

Plastic.

my life is pretty easy at the moment, but i appreciate your sympathies nonetheless. again this post is a limited criticism of brooks’s column itself, which does not mention anything about clinton’s record, and merely says she needs to open up and be warmer, and i personally find that remarkable

Friend of mine did that to the hood of his old Audi. The result: there was, without fail, a dick drawn on his car at all times.

That happened to my cousin over 20 years ago— he died in his sleep, and his wife slept beside his body the rest of the night, unknowing. It’s been something I’ve contemplated quite a bit over the years.

Hmmm...I would expect something called “Court Grip” to be a lot whiter.