I am someone's little sister and we are all the same. Pests!

Gen Xers like me would automatically think of this.

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

Who’s Dick Hurtz?

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I have found the biggest sham of all of this is that there are no links to groups that could actually help a woman who is suffering domestic abuse. Sure, the idea of talking about this is important. But as someone who witnessed this brutality when I was growing up. The only thing that should be on here are the numbers…

Even if Snyder goes down in flames (if that actually happens), the philosophy he espouses is still prevalent in other states. When will Congress and state legislatures realize that cutting budgets have consequences? That at some point you’re done cutting fat, and you’re destroying muscle and bone?

Is “doping” now just cheating?

Nowhere near anyone who buys this.

Yeah, now all we need to do is get at least 268 members of congress on the same page and a speaker of the house to put it up for a vote!

Fun fact: Abortion is 100% illegal in El Salvador. Not even for the health of the mother or the baby or in the case of rape and incest.

Right now it looks like Michigan is going to be facing lawsuits over this from now until the second coming of Christ.

The GOP governors always seem to rush in with all kinds of slash and burn cuts - WITHOUT ever looking at any of the fallout or long range consequences. (see also: Kansas, Iowa, Wisconsin)

For yaweh’s sake, some of the GOP candidates have proposed *eliminating the EPA altogether* (after DECADES of slashing it’s funding…

That’s the kicker. I don’t know what amount of money you would have to save to justify poisoning thousands of children with a substance we know leads to increased aggression and impulsivity (while decreasing cognitive function), but 25% after 25 years surely is not it.

Oh, I’ve seen this before. It’s the standard format for “I poison children in my spare time and then pretend I know nothing about it” emails.

this part is my fav

My 8-year-old daughter (yes, daughter...she’s a little rough) wants to play tackle football, now.

Yep. All these stories lately kind of make me wonder about me. Between playing soccer for most of my school years and just farting around like kids do, it is kind of nagging me in the back of my mind. As a kid I had 6 or 7 concussions that I can remember and back int he 70's and 80's you just kept going or took a time…