It does seem to be confined mostly to one gender, though.

I hope they find places to land soon.

right now the thing to do is to think about the excellent employees of Fitzgibbon. if they are your friends, reach out to them. if they are someone you can hire, do so. they rock, and this shit sandwich right before the holidays is the worst.

The staff, I think, has shown exactly the opposite. They became aware of behavior that was inapposite to the ideals and goals of the firm and killed it. The conservative response would have been to have him resign to “spend more time with his family” and bury the allegations as deeply as possible.

“The independent panel found that the accounts by children as young as 9 of trading oral sex and other acts in exchange for food in the middle of a war zone in early 2014 were ‘passed from desk to desk, inbox to inbox, across multiple U.N. offices, with no one willing to take responsibility.’”

I used to think bad things happened because people didn’t know better.

FALSE FLUSH!

May he.

Well, can he?

Similar thing happened to me and my wife except the EMS guys got to our house literally two minutes before our boy was born. If I had been forced to deliver our baby in our living room I would have never recovered. Iman makes me feel like a pussy. That’s a real man right there.

The Heartbeats by Dre collection will be available by Christmas?

Truly a hair-raising experience.

I somehow want these to be made into an advent calendar.

• An ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back

Dunno Kara, I think that tweet needs some pumpkin spice to really hit its whitest potential.

It’s pronounced like “You BABY!”

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

It’s like when the Texas congress gerrymandered to avoid democratic districts, but accidentally drew a penis-shaped district. There’s always a nefarious reason behind republican actions, so just follow the dicks and you'll find it. (I'm on cold medicine so this probably is less funny than I think)

I like money.

THEN WHY MAKE IT ONE OF THE OPTIONS TO CHOOSE FROM? They didn’t write his name in, SI put him up there to be voted on. If they did not want to put a horse or any other candidate the people voting could choose, then don’t make it possible for people to vote for them, seems logical, right? If you were never going to put…