Goddammit, that is some Hall-of-Fame-level Kinja right there.

And yet, the political correctness emoji remains.

It’s just a flesh wound.

This is also pretty much the plot of my daily life, but with Netflix instead of a novel.

Don’t even think of it as being a casual observer; think of it as free, front-row center luxury box seats...

Nah, probably not. If it only metabolizes PET it can’t be a human pathogen. It took 6 months to break down a small piece of plastic, which is pretty slow (you can grow a flask of E. coli culture in a few hours) and 30° C is 86° F, which is pretty toasty.

- Starin’ at something, friend?
- I ain’t your friend, palooka

How about Archaea, then? Plus, it’s gender-neutral!

Little brothers are no picnic, either...

Metal indeed.

I certainly hope that's not predictive, though: Jerry never got to see them.

We’ll definitely find a military use for it.

The “Paris Review” gag was a nice touch.

I thought he was the mayor from The Wire. It seems I’m not the only one:

Yes, but a lot of them really want to direct.

I was thinking the same thing, especially after watching the debate last night.

^I hereby nominate this comment for a Pulitzer Prize.