If Trump wins the election we’ll probably see a lot more stormtroopers in the White House.

Some cows just want to watch the world burn.

Yeah. Are you familiar with Gibson humbucking pickups at all, or...

actual big nerd problem

“Kylo and The Rens” with special guests “12 Parsecs” and “Scum & Villainy” at Chalmun’s Spaceport Cantina. Tickets on sale now.

My first thought was that including Justin Bieber discredits this whole list but then I thought maybe a 45-year-old man who absolutely loves “Shake It Off” shouldn’t be so judgemental about someone else’s musical tastes but then I thought about Taylor Swift helping a fan with her student loan payments and visiting a…

As someone who had plantar fasciitis long before reaching Brees’ age, I can assure you it’s not necessarily because of “old-age.”

I had forgotten all about that one. I remember those used cassettes instead of floppies...

That’s a bummer. You should look it up and see where it ranks overall; even though it’s growing in popularity it might still be lie enough that it’s not too common yet and you can get in ahead of the curve.

Seconded. Wine Folly is fantastic.

I picked up on some of those tropes, but I saw most of it as send-up. I had to watch it in pieces over several days, though, so I might have missed quite a bit. In any case, it had its moments but overall it was pretty underwhelming.

Ah, I did miss that. There were a lot of exploding heads to keep track of...

Where was it “pro-assassinate Obama?” Admittedly, I had to watch it in about eight separate pieces (kids!) so maybe I missed something...

Yeah, right. Next you’re gonna tell me he lived inside a giant satellite and could choke people telepathically.

That’s a good thought. I was thinking several years down the road, but you’re right. Now that I think about it, that’s kind of silly; basically I’m just looking for an excuse to buy a Garand. Something like a ranch rifle would be much more appropriate.