My kids choose the programming too. I can’t believe I’ve never seen that episode.

[kin-juh]

That’s amazing! So lucky to have had all that stuff (and to still have it). I also vividly remember how mad I was when for Christmas one year my mom got a pong game to give to my asshole uncle’s annoying kids when we didn’t have one yet. It was a good lesson in being generous to others, though...

I remember vividly that when I was a kid nearly everyone I knew had an Atari 2600. There were a few, though, who had either an IntelliVision or a ColecoVision, both of which seemed somehow exotic and sophisticated for some reason. One friend even had a ColecoVision (which I specifically remember because he had Donkey…

It’s too bad there isn’t a way to un-star a post.

Ugh. Fine. Here, go ahead and take this star.

I have a much better name than the Lord. I would be the greatest Lord ever. A big, beautiful Lord. Much better than the current Lord.

You don’t have to. Just drink it in...

Thanks for posting this!

10/10, would buy and fit with restraining bolt.

I thought you were going to go into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.

That’s good practice. Parenting involves way more yelling than you think. I know what you’re thinking: That you already think parenting involves a lot of yelling. It’s more yelling than that.

I’m a microbiologist, and I was trying to figure out what the fuck you were talking about, right up to the end when I realized exactly how brilliant this was.

There you go: The Official Disney Star Wars 1977 Throwback Theatrical Release Cut, on sale January 1, 2020

That is an excellent point. I believe I owe you an apology: Sorry I was an asshole. I have to admit that it never even occurred to me that it was one of SI’s, uh, “nominees.” Fit whatever reason, except for Frank Deford, I have never liked SI, and I almost never look at the website except to check a score once in a…

Well, I don’t know how funny you think it is, but it’s pretty fucking funny!

You make a good point; I don’t know why I’m worried about some esoteric regulatory point when this whole thing is clearly politically-motivated bullshit.

That is so good.

When he gets back on his feet he’s sure to hit the ground running.