Then they have the hero they deserve.

radioactive Ann Coulter

So, I Vint too far with that last one?

Exactly. I looked him up and - surprise, surprise - his background is in business management, not academics. He doesn’t even have a PhD. A university’s first mission should be education, inquiry, and scholarship. Wolfe is an IBM upper-management CEO-track type, not an academic. It’s no wonder he’s tone deaf.

The head of a university should be able to give a better answer to that question, for fuck’s sake.

Give it a try and let’s see what happens.

Sometimes stupid answers need to be pointed out, like I’m doing here.

Hüsker did.

It’s remarkable how many conservatives insist that money is an indictment of scientists’ and liberals’ credibility and moral character but are perfectly fine with their fellow conservatives accumulating as much of it as possible.

Poor reading comprehension is a characteristic of climate change skeptics, I’ve noticed.

Instagram Waldo is really, really easy to find.

I assume he’s Cerfing the internet?

Jurassic World 2: Jurassic Park 5

I don’t get why it’s racist either. That said, I’ve spent enough time in the South to know that to know that when it comes to a bunch of beer-drinking, college-age white guys standing on a balcony admiring their finely-crafted homemade football banner, statistically it’s probably racist.

As disgusting as it is, we all know this is almost exactly how it went down.

Hey, everybody! Want to be completely disgusted with humanity? Take a look at some of the responses to this Rich Eisen Tweet:

Maybe. Unless he stays healthy and continues to produce on defense until he decides to retire (or is forced out because of injury). In any event, as long as he continues to play he will make millions while serving as yet another highly-visible symbol that, in the NFL, the severity of the consequences for violence…

Are you being sarcastic?

This is perfect.

Yup. I see precisely what you’re getting at.