Charges dismissed.

After a four-year federal probe, contractors will pay a combined $12.75 million in civil penalties

No, I think that’s Paddy O’-

It’s probably a DraftKings ad.

Good one, guv’nah!

Man, that takes me back to prom night...

President Donald Trump

Basically the opposite of transgender. It’s not a word I use all that often, but for me it’s just a way of being respectful and signaling awareness. It’s also helpful as a way to be descriptive without using “value” words; kind of like saying “same-sex” rather than “gay.”

Game over, man!

I should probably start making a list of the ones I owe.

Next November I’m gonna vote a whole bunch of times just for you.

I’m a cis man and I starred this comment.

I’d wager my Lance Berkman rookie card that he and Curt Schilling are sitting in a bar somewhere bitching about Muslims and government handouts.

I don’t know, but next time you’re out in public take a good look around; you don’t want to know anything about what’s going on in 99% of the pants you see.

Warning: Excessive Irony Alert

^Are you seeing this, people?! WE NEED TO PONY UP SOME STARS TO KEEP THIS FRANCHISE PLAYER!!

Yeah. Bor-ing...

Well, this happened before the ordinance was not passed. Since it’s now been not passed, this won’t ever happen again.

Warning: This will probably overload your irony meter...

In that case, there are a lot of people who owe me an apology.