Another martyr for the "victims of political correctness" mindset.

You know what's good for hyperbole?

They really captured the show's pensive allegory in that ride.

Ideally I'd prefer a theater free of texters, children, loud chewers, mouthbreathers, Republicans, etc. My point being, maybe we can't and shouldn't segregate everyone and everything.

Shmoopy, hang on

Well AV Club, I hope you were well compensated for endorsing this piece of shit.

I agree, but I think that's the point.

Counter-counter-prediction: He won't?

I'm pretty sure my one or two comments per week here generate the lion's share of ad revenue.

SPIDERMAN HI!

That's hilariously sad. Or is it sadly hilarious? Oh well. All's well that ends well, right? Who were we talking about?

"Really, nobody else on their knees got enough screentime during the episode to make their death land"

I would say that The Witch and that VHS2 segment are both great, for what they're each trying to do.

"you've clearly never seen a Chinese black magic movie."

Obviously I'm responding to your words, which you have chosen to represent your opinions.

"One titty-pecking and your garden-variety campfire levitation is all we get."

It was stagey, but it worked for me. A standout scene in a movie full of great moments.

Eh, they obviously got it wrong but that's a little harsh.

Is it ok? Dammit man, it's our responsibility!

"Also, the Susan Lucci cameo is the most unexpected of the year."