Hey pal, no one badmouths Mr. Ed on my watch!

>puts starving people in trash too<

Yeah, Breitbart or (the ironically named) American Thinker are the worst I've seen. Looking at that shit can really ruin your day.

Anytime I'm somewhere that only serves Mr. Pibb, I have a newfound appreciation for Dr. Pepper. It really is perfect.

Actually, you are alone.

We wouldn't like you when you're Ang Lee

Yeah, not to mention a young John Colontrane!

That Cannonball Assblasty record they did is a favorite.

That's cool. Unfortunately I look exactly like Glenn Danzig.

Tryna' reboot my boys….that's not legal!

Obviously I didn't look very hard, but I always thought your picture was of Michael Madsen. Now I see the folly of my ways! Great movie, btw.

You took the words right out of my mouth. I love how Nolan's movies basically had Batman attempting a few specific crusades, rather than just pounding an endless supply of bad guys every night of the week.

I think that's kinda of sexist to lump in women with children like that. I've seen women who can kick a man's ass, whereas children are objectively a lost cause/waste of resources.

Yeah, but how else are you supposed to let people know you have a really high opinion of yourself?

For me Dad Rock, Hipsters, and Dudebros are all synonymous in that they are attempts to dismiss something in the laziest, most disingenuous way possible. No one self-identifies as these things, so it all boils down to snobby passive-aggression.

Why you talk crazy, boy/girl?

Lightning Bolt is the best live band of all time, period. Nothing else comes close.

Now there's a race to the bottom if ever there was one

You're welcome for Slint, Muhammad Ali, Michael Shannon, John Carpenter, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Jennifer Lawrence, My Morning Jacket, Hunter S Thompson, Harry Dean Stanton, and so on*

As a Kentucky resident and a big fan of Ashley's, I'm glad she didn't for her own sanity. But yes, if Mitch McConnell wanted to, say, walk off a cliff, inspect a volcano, face off against a Jedi, etc—-I'd be very much on board.