It may be lazy, it may be cheesy and awkward, but projecting prurient interest on people who use it is absurd.

British citizens, please reach out to the Honours Forfeiture Committee and request Giuliani’s knighthood be revoked.

The Obvious worst sauce is A-1. There is no use for the sauce outside making a poorly cooked steak.

#Melanin

Hey, friendly reminder.

Transport Barack Obama of 2004 100 years into the past. Give him the same story and the very same uncanny skills to reach the public. Does he get elected president? No. Of course not. How about 50 years ago? 30? 25? 15? Why not? He’s a great candidate. Once in a lifetime! But go back to the mid 90s, and who’s to say…

Bible Thumper.

I’m looking forward to seeing some team sign Cousins for a jillion dollars, their fanbase getting super excited for 5 minutes, and then realizing “cool, our starting QB for the next 10 years is ... Kirk Cousins” and calm down.

I know it’s convenient to blame the Obama administration for everything, but how is this in any way the fault of prior administrations? The FBI has ALWAYS provided information and allowed the decision to fall on the administration. That’s......good government, isn’t it?

Got it in one.

Hey! I’m a fiscally conservative liberal! Given that social programs make up a tiny percentage of gov’t spending, a true fiscal conservative (like me) opposes high government spending on the military, the prison industrial complex, and corporate welfare.

“Show us on this anatomically correct AR-15 where Obama touched you”

That’s not the argument their making, though. I don’t agree with them, but you’ve put words in their mouth here. None of them say they are going to fight the same Government that gives them rights. Not one.

Good news for fans of science fiction’s greatest f-bomber, Chrisjen Avasarala.

Painting the room to fit your mood is always a delight, provided that you paint the room the original color before checking out. Always leave a note for housekeeping to be mindful of wet paint. 

52 percent say they’re voting for him because he’ll cast conservative votes

William F Buckley of all people had a good analogy to use here. He said that it’s like saying a man who pushes a little old lady out of the way of a speeding truck is the same as a man who pushes her into the path of a speeding truck because they’re both pushing little old ladies around.

Are there alt-right participation trophies?

Obviously this is Ted Cruz’s secret love child, weaponized by the GOP to take down Hillary.