I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

Why bother climbing?

and dogs, and bees, and dogs with bees in their mouths that when they bark they shoot bees. 

1) Trump is fucking moron who doesn’t know the difference between “rock climbing” and “mountain climbing.”

I’ll never understand nerfing in a single player or co-op games...

I absolutely cannot wait for some random game in February when he has a ridiculous put-back dunk or he drives and posterizes someone and we all get to gush about it. I hope he plays until he’s 50.

It’s like getting destroyed in a pickup game by the old guy at the Y.

I know that not everyone understands what this means, because not everyone does software for a living, or understands how the hardware works.

What do you expect, their a tech startup, not a car manufacturer.

I mean, I think your criticism is fair, but at the same time, Canada hadn’t scored a goal against USA in 12 years, so it’s not like the mentality comes from nowhere. 

I kind of like the fact that we suck. It gives me an American international team that I don’t feel bad about rooting for. It’s nice to be the plucky underdog for a change...

But c’mon, this is Canada.

“Bet you can’t guess the US player who lost the ball leading to Canada’s first goal”

“Soory we beat you, eh?”

Well ... he was on the field.

If you're extremely kind and an awesomely polite competitor can you be hit with a Sportsmanlike Reward? Where you get an automatic first down and fifteen additional yards?

and it’s against the rapidly deflating Browns.

Frankly, I thought it was pretty strong for a multinational corporate apology, especially to a member of the press. It’s not an issue in this context, but PR people are trained that anything stronger (like “wrongly”) could be construed as an admission of fault or liability.

Strange seeing Harden’s shy away from geopolitical questions. After all, he has traveled all around the world!

At first glance I thought the referee had the second-worst haircut* in human history until I realized there’s a ever-so-slightly taller bald dude hiding out directly behind him.