This is the correct take. If I want to keep something private... I don’t tell it to anybody. I definitely don’t tell it to lots of people. And I absolutely don’t tell it to lots of people online.

Private social media account.

It’s less that, and just being respectful to other professionals.

Not that I’ve ever played sports that earned myself or anyone else money, but I have played sports. And I really don’t think that, once you’re on the field you’re thinking about the economics.

Dunno, that’s a pretty basic one right there. You want to be salty and pissy and not even extend the courtesy of a handshake, then yeah, I’m fine with Sherman’s reaction. Sherman didn’t do the equivalent of throwing a fastball at someone’s head, he just said it motivated him. Nothing to see here.

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

I like Richard Sherman - I don’t think he’s asking too much to have a respectful handshake before the game. Why not?

Asshole in college is asshole in NFL, who would have thunk.

I’m sure Morris wants to “bring some tenacity” to NYK but it seems it’s more the Knicks rubbing off on Morris than Morris (and his “toughness”) bringing tenacity to the Knicks.

“Yup...that’s me... you’re probably wondering how I got here...” 

I mean the article says that

NSFW

It was a group that Trump was too scummy for, but Jimmy Haslam wasn’t too scummy for. Really says a lot about the entire sordid enterprise.

I sing the Pizza Bagel jingle all the time. My wife thinks I don't know she's talking to a divorce attorney.

I have never wanted a place to exist as much as I want “Titty City” to exist. 

I like that basically every Jamboroo now begins with a lengthy screed on why football is fucking awful.

I also did not include Crispix on here, because that’s not a Chex. Also, it’s weird. Oh wow, rice AND corn? Together? It’s like there’s a generous farm subsidy in my mouth and everyone gets a cut!

I would really love to live in a world where at the end of the season both of those teams are 0-15-1

Just looked ahead in the schedule and saw that next week sees what will be an 0-5 Washington head to Miami. There have been worse matchups, certainly, but not many.

Stabbed in the Butt cereal is just knockoff Colon Blow.