“It just seems like a whole lot of money spent for capability that you’re only going to be able to use like 10% of the time you’re driving.”

“otherwise some way to better integrate it into the dash”

I’ve had a S5 Sportback for 22 months now, and my feedback on it:

Must be the picture. The center console sides are leather, the area around the shifter is a brushed aluminum and the trim is real carbon fiber. The cup holders are a soft touch plastic. Nothing cheap feeling anywhere and I am VERY picky about that kind of stuff. 

Honest question: what do you want it to be made of? Plugs, lighter, cup holders -- places where things are rubbed against/scratched/spilled/stained -- what’s going to stay looking newer the longest, if not plastic? 

Yes, we are. Single player should *not* require an internet connection.

You got that right! I was wondering the same thing...

I don’t tip when Amazon, UPS, Fedex, or USPS delivers, so, honest question: what makes these drivers special?

The country has historically low unemployment rates. If an employee doesn’t like their job there are plenty of other opportunities out there. 

“ And this should go without saying, but we’ll say it anyway: Always, always tip your drivers, damn it.” By this logic, you should also tip UPS and FedEx delivery guys and USPS person for each delivery you receive. 

I’m being told it’s not available in my area, so as Joey would say, it’s a moo point.

Okay, as basically the only techie person in my group of acquaintances (who have an Android mind you), does RCS do me any good? I mean, I don’t see anyone I text to go through the trouble of activating this, so I don’t see a point in doing it myself.

Complete with a statement about how he’s now free of all the SNOWFLAKES and LIBERAL FASCISTS who got him fired because they hate FREE SPEECH.

... just look for MAGA paraphernalia around the office.

Ok Tawm from Bahstahn.

I just want to read one article without having to mute “Hey Lauren, I like your top.” If I wanted to watch Kinja video content, I’d unmute the video, or click on the original links (the Punjabi-Canadian hockey story was excellent video journalism just btw). Auto-play audio is fucking annoying, no matter what site is…

I’m always kind of amazed when this happens in the NFL, these doofs like to brag about how they spend 160 hours a week eating tape, and then go out with the same game plan weeks in a row. Sometimes I only think Belichick looks smart is because everyone else is so dumb. It’s a team that schemes to do nothing but take…

To be fair, it's easy to play defense when Russell Wilson inexplicably turned into Joe Flacco for a day.

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