Well, clearly not clean living.

How are any of you people still alive?

I stand by my math.

Satan’s Ashtray: scotch and bong water.

The fuck is this? You had a bunch of loyal Deadspin readers weigh in in the Funbag comments, and you post a bunch of fucking garbage Twitter?

I think the worst one I ever did was 1/2 Arizona Iced Tea, 1/2 Arizona Fruit Punch and 1/2 Vodka. I think we called it the Make It Rain.

Svedka and Pedialyte.

And we didn’t even apply to Felix Hernandez!

This is the best Deadspin post ever, and I say that as a long-time Deadspin fanboy.

Before we had two initials and a number we had the equally awful first initial and shortened last name: A-Rod, K-Rod, F-Rod, A-Jax.

The Standing Around Mamba disagrees (politely).

Yeah... I use it to mean “ostensibly functional but kinda maybe mostly for dress-up mods” on anything.

Seriously. If you make a construction company responsible for all repairs for 5 years after putting in a new road, they’re going to make damn sure that road lasts. As is, they are incentivized to build crumbling roads.

Don’t increase the gas tax, make the tax already collected go towards infrastructure repair. Have an independent audit of expenses, and make the results viewable to the public. Make construction companies accountable for the quality of the road or other project, and stop giving them a blank check to keep allowing the…

Increase the gas tax = Make those who can barely make ends meet already even worse off.

Neutral: More than anything else businesses like consistency. It allows them to plan out years (decades?) in advance, and allocate resources accordingly. The knowledge that California is almost certainly going to win its legal battle (in the short term, anyway) *and* that the next president will have the ability to…

Reads like the truth. Probably because it is.

If you’re saying that as praise of the article, agreed.

This is what journalists should be doing. Calling to task the corrupt and questionable officials in our gov’t. It is a shame it took this long for it to be as mainstream, but this is hardly a “hit job” as much as the media actually shining a light on the cronyism and corruption in DC.