Birth plans, midwives, doulas and all other new age bullshit is only going to get you laughed at behind your back while the doctors, nurses and other professional, educated and trained medical staff do what they always do: Get your baby into the world as safely and comfortably as possible. Source: Wife is doctor…

What? I don’t know if you had a bad experience and if you did I’m sorry, but legally the medical standard of care is to have clear consent for everything. That’s ridiculous to say it’s the standard to whisk your newborn off for circumcision. But yeah, I totally agree that that’s a difficult, weird decision that should…

Is this the best backhanded compliment ever? At least in the social media era? Debate amongst yourselves.

It would be funny except all you’ve done is provided another comment section for dipshits to make turn signal jokes.

Perhaps an early production one-off for Prince Phillip.

I loved the shot of this train pulling into a station across from a steam engine on the other tracks.

I bought one of these a couple weeks ago when they were running this same deal. Gotta chime in and say I think they run small, so consider going a size up. I normally wear a L in active tees like Nike and UA, but I got a L and it fits like a size L compression tee (which it’s not). Also, it’s 60% cotton / 40%…

I bought one of these a couple weeks ago when they were running this same deal. Gotta chime in and say I think they…

Eh, it hurts my eyes less than the 7 different color temps of eyeball-searing ebay lighting that the typical owner of this will probably also have.

What’s a deadsping?

Yeah, missed opportunity, spinners are a much better and more appropriate example. I went the self-deprecating route (M3 and M5).

I think I read somewhere that the front wheel covers help channel smooth airflow into the vents. The rears are different simply because they don’t need to do that. Function first.

Bingo. They’re the perfect example of something completely on the functional end of the form-function scale.

Neighbor 1: I love my new Range Rover.

Six from the Blazers’ bench, two of which were in the G League last week. I don’t know what to make of that. Can we call that chemistry?

I’m dying. Kinja should have like a gold star that you can give out once a month or something.

If it helps I always feel like an asshole when I correct grammar. Blame my pointlessly expensive degrees.

2000s John Travolta peaked at Battlefield Earth.

Insurance company: “Sorry, looks like you didn’t purchase the happy little mistake coverage.”

*Palate.

It pisses me off that the Subaru rep said they didn’t know why they went through the trouble of homologation. For automotive enthusiasts, that’s why... you dingleberry.