and it is unwise to mess with the waitstaff of PYT in Philadelphia.

These apologies would seem more sincere if Pizza didn't already have a history of domestic violence, which has led to copycat crimes being committed by the Moon.

Wow, so many apologies in a row; it's like he's in the Cal-zone!

Elvis Andrus has a new mission.

Nope. If you asked an average Bostonian which race was best, they'd reply, "The white one."

Fine.

Man, and even after he wrote a big reminder note to himself right on his shirt.

Sorry for the delay in commenting. I opened this link and passed out.

Raysism: [passes out]

In fact, Barry, I'd put serious money on the fact that Theismann's opinions aren't his own. He knows better than to go out on a limb like that.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

"I went to a leper colony one time, but those little bastards had no gold and definitely no rainbows."

He should have just donated the $100.

Sponsored by and for Crackers!

Actually, the numerator and denominator are in the right place, I just added an extra zero to the $98,000,000 figure so it read $980M/$150M when it should have read $98M/$150, which does equal 65%

Here's a non-Steve Coburn thing I wrote about Californina Chrome and the Triple Crown. Be mighty good of you if you took a minute and read it and just as understandable if you didn't. Thanks.

In the last 10 days I've gotten two raises at work because of yearly evaluations and a promotion. Life ain't so bad.

So, what did Kern get for winning?