These guys playing checkers—Mark Davis over here playing 3-D chess from a booth at P.F. Chang’s. 

OK, to be clear—these birds have to be alive, right? Asking for a friend...

Hope they finally get over the rump and make the NCAA tournament.

Avaoidable.  It’s common knowledge that Inglewood, Inglewood always up to no good. 

I’m sure he’ll come up with some anemic defense.

It wasn’t as much cheating as it was trying to eat the roulette ball.

Hughes still has that wrestling mindset— he thinks every time he breaks the restraining order he gets one point.

Damn, that’s like 1200 trips to the day spa.

I bet Independence has the best blitz in JUCO football.

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

You don’t watch Silicon Valley?  WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

A professional athlete like Smith-Shuster should know better than to make light of an injury of that magnitude. If he gets hurt you’ll know why— bad JuJu.

That’s a list with the second leading all time scorer in Euroleague history—Marcus Brown had an unfortunate set of circumstances in the NBA but if you wanted a scorer he could absolutely go. Canaan and Payne especially are nice players and Popeye—well, Popeye is a legend. But Morant is crazy good—he could be a star…

Pinto said the extortion attempts were a misunderstanding—“I was just horsing around”.  

Ja Morant?

I’ve been saying Drewgaloo under my breath for the last few hours—so thanks for that.

Really good college sports fans can be a fucking delight—you have to be some combination of funny, smart or original.  She’s just a nuisance that’s none of those things.

Was he hanging out at the car wash before or after his shift?  

The last time I saw someone swapping triplets I almost got caught by my wife and had to turn the DVD player off real fast.  

Dominos in the penis and the vagina—I need to reread the rules to Mexican Train...