If he was—well, there's his big break.

My mom’s 50’s era gun worked like a lucky charm for spritz cookies. She was a tiny German baking magician so that probably had something to with it.

If he breaks the record he should get a plaque.

I don’t know about Tarnishing the Shield—but from the looks of Lola-Lily he’s definitely Polishing the Helmet.

The BYU kid had to have been Provoked.

You'd think some of those other sorority teams would rush the quarterback better.

I think I can clarify what men are up against concerning children’s medication. My ex-wife would routinely question my measuring, administration and even choice of medicine for our two boys.

The problem with the Cubit offense is starting every drive 1st and 20.

Almost Deadman Bailey, amirite?

As a pro athlete it's your responsibility to kwon what you put in your body.

If you work at a relatively large hospital or medical center complex you can—and I have—graze through multiple drug rep/medical equipment/assorted vendor supplied food spreads in a day. The magical part is a lot of that stuff is pre-packaged in a to-go format which means you can snake it and roll out.

I guess butterfly kisses means something completely different to a goalie.

They're 8-1.

Sue “Me” Baumann

This should sum it up for you—-we’re obviously talking about scholarship athletes, not kids who can afford to pay their own way at a rival school which is the only way to dodge any transfer restrictions imposed by your original school.

There’s no chance that game between Pentax Heights and St. Leica gets played now.

Again with the Jizz For Hire truthers.

At least the skies were clear and there was “No Rain”.

Always stopwatch truthers...

Yeah, you’d have to be unhinged to want to relax in a first class seat on your way to one of the world’s great cities to coach the best basketball team on the planet and more than likely win an Olympic gold medal. Talk about an unreasonable burden. No way he's interested in that.