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Can I buy you a beer when you guys come to C-U in a couple weeks?

Or maybe he just has a big-assed red capital A on his helmet....

He hightailed it out of there.

Hopefully those John Jay kids will be brought to Justice.

I guess Sulu finally made Captain.

You misspelled violence.

Usually the shots at the WWE Performance Center are in the upper thigh.

For those of us who have jobs during the day that keep us from loitering around Campustown—will there be an panel discussion at the Esquire Lounge or Blind Pig in the evenings?

Turns out the hard hats with horns weren't OSHA approved.

+1

Brown Zone channel is included

Bad things happen when Geno tries to take to the air.

I would pay cash money to watch him explain long division.

“So who played the dummy?”

Dinosores: The Infection

That's actually just a stage name.

Florida Man apparently has a sister.

You'd think a PG would go to Passages.

That's textbook: Label up, follow through, right on the sweet spot.