I don't know—I think Wilona was taller.

Generally, the stories that mention a Padre and a hard on end with an out of court settlement...

Where do you get a Ringo/McCartney cake topper?

I hope that's not a blood rhinestone.

I think Newbill scratched him on the bassline.

My guess is the family portrait was taken in the parking lot at the Sugar Bowl.

It was probably that asshole Hammerstein.

You're not.

Looks like there's some bad blood betwixt the two of them.

Looks like there's some bad blood betwixt the two of them.

This has real possibilities as a web series.

"EMBEDDED DOMINO IN PENIS "TO PLEASE THE LADIES"

In DC, there would be a tendency to blame Muhammad for this attack on Christmas.

Good things happen in hockey when the puck's in the crease.

Straight Grinch, Homie.

+1 3:57.40 1500m

+1

Could be worse—Jimmy John is wearing Liautauds.

Seems like there's a Wilson on the boards every time I turn on the TV in my home. Improvement!

Being 1 Down on 14 never seemed to bother Nisbet...