I CHOOSE YOU, FESTERING CORPSE!!!!

perhaps we were losing because we didn’t have a formation, I was the only support, nobody was tanking or flanking, and it seemed like everyone assumed that our seventh teammate, Casper The Friendly Ghost, would push the payload

This is why I can never get into games like this: everyone is required to think in terms of…

Not Peter Dinklage short. But yes, I'm short. ;)

What? I see FOUR people playing there. Definitely not THREE, most certainly not F...FIVE.

THERE ARE FOUR PLAYERS.

Send a sternly worded e-mail, of course.

So I clicked the Facebook share just to see a larger version of the picture with Riki ‘Riddle’ Lecotey. I have absolutely no idea what character she’s trying to portray, but... Good cosplays you got there, Riddle.

This chunk of one of the later levels calls back to MAP07 (Dead Simple) from Doom 2, complete with mancubi spawning on the four podiums.

Nobody was

Just checked and of course Fez is on Ps4.. probably for a long time now...so you are right.

You know, for all the WiiU hate that goes around (as well as my own initial “meh” for it and my dislike for the original Wii), when I look at my collection of games for the thing, I’m pretty happy with the time spent with it. This was my first foray into “being a dad/playing games with my kids” console after years of…

Imagine if you applied this sort of hate to say, income inequality or racism. There’d be no stopping a better tomorrow.

This movie is what happens when meatheads decide they’re going to wave the nerd flag.

Track: Waterfall | Artist: The Stone Roses | Album: The Stone Roses

Probably a question more fit for an ophthalmologist than a Kotaku comment section. My guess? You did it too much and are slowly going blind.

There better be a gawddamn Metroid attraction, I swear to shite. I’m planning a trip now and it better be worth it. I better see a gawddamn power/varia suit walking around.

“Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself?” I laughed my ass off at that one.

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I'm not sure there's anything cooler than The Man from Nowhere's fight scene at the end but it's not exactly kung-fu. More gun-fu with hints of kung-fu.