I liked the part where Duke completely forgot that they have a 7 foot tall dude that can score at will (ESPECIALLY after Kansas’ big dude fouled out) and instead let the shitty white guy keep firing shots.  

I realize a ton of readers on the coasts but Kansas basketball is the duke of the Midwest (or whatever we call the central part of the US). The only thing that could make them worse was if the Koch brothers were backing them instead of WSU. This was a real Sophie’s choice.

I missed the end of the game. At the final buzzer did Grayson Allen shriek and transform into a flock of blackbirds?

Duke will no longer be grayson us with their presence amiright?

they will roo the day they did this

Cricket fan (Windies) here

All you need to know about cricket is that the first number in the score is the number of crickets killed in the battle and the second is the number of humans. So, like 235/7 might seem like a lopsided victory for the bipeds, but considered by mass the crickets are doing pretty well.

Listen. Cricket is a huge international sport, and this scandal is an enormous deal for millions and millions of sports fans around the globe. But it might as well be written in Klingon or Quenya for all I am able to make sense of it. That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take it seriously! Just that I am utterly incapable…

It’s like my mama always told me, ain’t no reason to be rude.

Especially when a few years ago a player treated a reporter like shit and got this great deadspin headline: https://screengrabber.deadspin.com/taurean-prince-provides-amazing-answer-to-how-did-yale-1765590542

I’m not convinced that Jim Boeheim and Larry David are different people.

Considering Syracuse came into the tournament with effectively six players total, I’m pretty amazed they made it this far and came so close to pulling this one out. They looked completely gassed by the end.

Boeheim is the Internet Troll God college basketball needs. It’s no wonder Cuse’s success is directly equivalent to how shitty/annoying we are.

Huggins looks like he’s wearing one of those inflatable sumo suits, but the legs have a leak.

We Are Marshall’s