The 27th and 28th pick aren’t getting packaged for a top 10 pick unless that package also includes the 11th pick. Then you might be able to get the 10th.

Can everyone please stop acting like the Celtics and Warriors were formed similarly to the Lebron Miami Heat? Its getting tiresome at this point.

The Melee community really needs to get over themselves. No, Nintendo is not going to create tournaments or support a 15+ year old game they no longer make. No, Nintendo is not going to allocate a portion of their current manufacturing capabilities to create parts for a 15+ year old console. There’s so much work…

“This is not just a video game. This is a lifestyle! All right?”

I am here today to tell you that keeping up the veneer of civility in the face of hateful assholes like Trump is part of the reason they’re able to thrive, and that is the subject of this week’s Deadcast.

More of Jim Tomsula as Rodney Dangerfield:

Do you understand the difference between drafting well and three superstars in their prime colluding to join forces in free agency?

Yes, because the Celtics trading for Garnett and Allen is exactly the same as superstars in their prime colluding to form a superteam.

I don’t think he wants it retired , just not re-issued so quickly after the trade.

You never heard of one of the top players at his position over the last decade? A top player for a team with multiple payoff appearances in that timeframe? I guess baseball really does have issues marketing itself.

“Saturday night was for the wives, but Friday night was for the girlfriends”

It’s two-thousand goddamn seventeen and there’s a white dude who still doesn’t get that whether you spell it with an “er” or an “a”, WHITE PEOPLE DON’T GET TO USE THE MOTHER FUCKING N-WORD. EVER

Sasse grinned when Maher called himself a house nigga, but held in his laugh.

Any Drunmk Uncle openings?

Jon Lovitz is a shoein to play Jeff Van Gundy

I saw that as well. It was called “How to lose an NBA Championship in 10 Days” I think.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

I was thinking Tammy/Tammi, for that extra trashy oomph.

Gawker isn’t “deceased.” Nick Denton is out of it, but that’s because he was a piece of shit who did shitty things and encouraged the idiot kids who worked for him to do shitty things too. When he got the boot, Gawker became a cancer which metastasized and invaded Gizmodo and theconcourse.deadspin.com and recently…