You don’t like that he used a provision in his contract that he negotiated for and the team gave him? If you’re saying that the NY market is tougher and he shouldn’t be surprised, that’s fine (although he even says he gets it in the quote above). It seems like you’re saying you dislike him simply for exercising his…

Judge at least gets walks to help offset his strikeouts, but Stanton doesn’t so his numbers are just that much worse.

Also, Judge is still under team control, so it’s not like he’s on a huge contract at this point (thus a Agon/Crawford situation).

Also, the post sort of glosses over that it was Aaron Judge who was walked (that is not some slouch).

I understand that scores and highlights can be found elsewhere, but I still don’t understand what’s so bad about classic sportscenter (i.e. a rundown of every game from the previous night) to the brass at ESPN. Do people really love the video packages and music and lebron press conferences more than highlights? Again,…

When I worked in a restaurant, there was nothing that befuddled me more than folks who would make multiple substitutions then complain about taste.

Overall, I would say it’s completely fine.

Another scene from Career Opportunities (also featuring JEnnifer Connally).

I’ll be hanging by the coin-operated vibrating horses...

Was going to make the Career Opportunities joke, but it seems you already hit that in the post itself. So, I guess I’ll just leave this here...

But did you tip extra for the food you ate off of your daughter’s plate?

Was he Bartleby the Scrivener?

Don’t forget the accompanying comments making sure everyone knows how much they tip!

Heroes are remembered, but legends never die.

Heroes are remembered, but legends never die.

Heroes are remembered, but legends never die.

Honestly, any restrictions on alcohol sales are dumb. What about people who work night shift? Sometimes I have my morning coffee while my BF has an evening beer.

The editor is just as responsible. Female writers are constantly encouraged to write sensational garbage like this for places like XO Jane and Vice by editors who want the traffic and don’t give a fuck about the fallout for either the readers or the writer.

It’s sort of like “totally owning the libs” by going to see a Hollywood movie.

Charlie Blackmon is arguably the best center fielder in the NL, if not the league. It’s too bad the Rockies made him look like a boner with that poster...