Well the only reasonable answer is that whoever finds that gauntlet and engages it will immediately remove half the players from the map AND get that boastworthy kill-count. Anything else is a half-measure, pun intended.

I didn’t realize Steve Nash had come out of retirement.

Kenan Thompson as a barely disguised Kendrick Perkins ftw

The fucking roomba point guard killed me lol

I fucking hate him and I still enjoyed that.

Don’t feel sorry for Skip Bayless. That guy’s an asshole.

I feel sorry for the people who miss out on the enjoyment from watching this greatness because the don’t like Lebron for some dumb reason.

If a commenter is murdered in the grays without a witness, does he not die?

It isn’t hard to understand that one of those things takes skill in aiming and the other takes skill at pointing to the ground.

Somewhere in China, someone is making a clone literally called Fork Knife.

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It all makes sense when you remember that a Canadian win = .78 U.S. wins.

It makes absolutely no sense that she would go into battle with her cleavage exposed because that’s the sort of physical vulnerability that would quickly get a person killed.

He’s maybe very slightly overpaid. But he’s probably somewhere around the 6th or 7th best center in the league and you’re paying him less than the max. That really isn’t a bad contract at all by NBA standards.

Don’t go hungry, go Hungary!

Found Sully from Southie.

I don’t know. The team pop had this year was pretty fucking trash

Kyrie Irving was actually the main reason they beat the Warriors!

Yeah that hack only scored 45. Sure he may also have had 9 rebounds, 7 assists and 4 steals, but what about Kevin Love’s 14 points?

Typically you write about the winner of the series, and the guy who clearly outplayed everyone is the guy focused on.