Starred for “guard it like a fucking crab”

I think once she has possession of the ball she can crawl over the plate and guard it like a fucking crab. The ump will keep play going until somebody is either safe or out, but that runner has to go to a specific spot that is pretty easy to defend. 95% of that defense is simply not vacating the space. The other 5% is…

Good work, catcher. You’ve got your glove right over the plate. Now quickly, move it away from the plate so that you can stand up, and give the runner the only possible window they can use to slip in and score. Every James Bond villain approves.

If Shaq really wants to save $ with this method, let it get to zero then put in the twenty bucks of gas. By keeping the tank at most 1/4 full, he’s transporting less weight than a 3/4 full tank. The engine doesn’t have to work as hard [i.e., is more efficient] and he saves money.

I save gas by going faster. That way, I get where I’m going more quickly and my vehicle spends less time burning gas.

When in Philly, Shaq always fills up at this establishment:

A couple more years like this and he might even be in the hall of fame conversation.

I’m a Cavs fan, and I can’t wait to root for him on another team. Fuck the rest of this fucking team.

To the other 11 Cavs:

Godspeed to Mike and his family. If the Oreo Executives see this article, they know that they owe him a Fahey-themed Oreo for all the fabulous PR that he has given them through the years. :-)

Mike, I don’t have the right words. So I’ll just say get well soon. We’ll be excited to have you back, but take your time to recovery fully. Until then, I’ll be thinking of you as I type away on my mechanical keyboard (MX Blues, BTW, to annoy my coworkers).

In a moment of jubilation, Mitt Romney holds up a “4,” signifying the number of times he’s had sexual intercourse.

Mitt Romney was thrilled to be at a game featuring his long time favourite team...*checks jersey* the Jazz at a game in his beloved home state of *checks drivers license* Utah.

I couldn’t stand Mitt Romney in 2012. Now he seems like a kind and wise man who just has political views that differ from mine.

I couldn’t stand Mitt Romney in 2012. Now he seems like a kind and wise man who just has political views that differ from mine.

I buy their dried mango then eat the whole pack on the way home. Everything else is worthless.

Yea. An initial response of “wow .... ummmm........shit,” is the honest and correct reaction, but it would suggest he wasn’t prepared for that question. It seems like Bron is doing some revisionist history to protect a reporter from (i believe) unfair criticism. I’m not mad at him for that.

I don’t have anything to add, but I like commenting on Deadspin.

when he really fully applies himself his dominance is rivaled only by me in a Red Robin

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