Papa John’s pizza gives me bubble gut and hot snakes.

One day Bethesda might make an entirely new engine from scratch instead of applying bandaids to their 20 year old engine.

It was never really a beta, more of a way to farm preorders by doing a soft launch with last minute testing

That sure looks like a textbook example of the new rule (and I’m a Packers fan).

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

Scrolled immediately down for Oregon.

I guess if these people want overpriced athletic apparel, they’ll have to stick to Under Armor. WE MUST RESPECT THIS FLAG.

These guys are nowhere near as badass as Obama.  He would have torched the stuff while he was still wearing it.

As long as he never gets the ball, I believe I could hold him to zero yards gained.

The man apparently wanted to cover Antonio Brown, which is both hilarious and honestly a little impressive:

Buffalo is at least close to known fun city Toronto, and you are guaranteed 3 road games in New York, Miami and Boston which are fun enough destinations (A little shaky with Boston, but it’s better than Cincinnati, Baltimore or Pittsburgh). Your first goal as a Brown should be getting off the Browns. Any port in a…

I know they will be expensive but I want them.

This coward couldn’t even narc on his own? He enlisted the clerk? If I were that clerk I would have told him to fuck off. 

Wig? I know it doesn’t matter but I want it to be real. 

Holy Christ, that Kim Possible.

Now THIS is how you apply for a job at the White House in 2018.

“How do you do, fellow Star Wars fans?”

We plan to execute our Kill Switch (KS) for him

I mean, to be fair, plenty of ‘good’ players have numbers around there. Damian Lillard made his first All NBA first team this year and scored 27 ppg on 44 percent shooting.

Not saying Booker is good, but taken in a vacuum 25 ppg on 43% shooting isn’t necessarily an indication of butt.

I don’t know exactly why Marcus Smart is really good but I also know Marcus Smart is really good. It’s confusing, I know. But he’s definitely worth more than a one-year $6 million deal.