The White House leaks like a fucking sieve, but what’s wrong with this guy’s leg is impossible to know. Hilarious.

Sorry. Poorly worded. What I mean is, “didn’t much care one way or the other.” The context from the rest of the post probably should have clued you in to that, but I can appreciate not letting a good “lol” go.

Of all time? He carried a team to the Finals, won three DPOTY awards, should have won an MVP, and is a lock for the HoF.

A: Kevin Love. Thanks reddit.

It’s a fair point, I’m not going to lie.

Great value if you want to shit blood for an hour or two.

Eminem is fine and not embarrassing.

You forgot to not include one of the greatest rappers of all time in your list of embarrassments.

How does Eminem fall into that grouping?

Ironically, he could use some work on his offensive lines.

Today, Joe Thomas is all our dads.

I don’t understand. Sports team owners are almost always rich white men. How is it possible that they could be hurt? Why is nobody looking out for their interests? Could we make the players pay the taxes instead? Would that fix the problem?

No asshole, what we need right now are #thoughtsandprayers

You say an unspecified controller, but use a picture of the DS4? A bit of a douche thing to do.

Really? Does it really matter what kind of controller was used? The controller had almost nothing to do with this story. The kid’s rage at not being able to play his video game, however, has everything to do with the story.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

Harden has the corniest game of any superstar in the league. Beyond that fugazi foul above, half his drives involve shoving the ball into a defender and snapping his head back while shrieking. It’s genuinely unwatchable. Which sucks, of course. I’d really like to enjoy watching the team with the best record in the…

Playing slow is fun. When I was playing in high school, we played the number one ranked team in Florida, and something like the fifth ranked team in the country. (It was Gainesville High and something like around the year 2001, they were very good). We knew there was NO goddam way we could hang. But guess what, there…

The fact of the matter is: the Cavaliers lost because LeBron didn’t have enough help.