Devistating w for Chicago. You really feel for them. Perhaps they can right the ship over the last month.

Call me a contrarian, but seppuku feels like a more apt word than tanking.

I know, it’s so transparent. I’m going to assume alcohol is involved in these 12 posts of just how much he doesn’t care.

12 posts to explain just how unimportant this is to you. Oh the irony.

“I’m a streamer too”.

You have replied to this article more than anyone else, you even said you are a streamer yourself. You are trying to act like breaking the most concurrent viewers all time isn’t a big deal for a video game streamer. You are so fucking jealous.

Man, you are one insanely jealous person

Don’t get me started on Dr.Icheatedonmywife and TylerIthinkIambetterthaneveryone.

Because it’s a Twitch record for games?

I think you forgot the part where the concurrent viewer record was absolutely demolished

I wonder if the kids feel the same way about Doug Ducey. That he’s being used by adults with an agenda (e.g. the Koch Brothers and the NRA).

How I was at 16 would probably be a whole lot different if someone had shot up my high school and killed a bunch of my friends. Don’t be dense.

What are the odds he claims he has a bracket (that he kept secret because he didn’t want people stealing his picks) that’s somehow absolutely perfect?

Signature or real-time resting heart rate?

The more clutch the moment got, the more it calmed him down. What a monster.

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

Neiko Thorpe and Mike Tyson are not stadiums. They’re bipeds.

I bet her name is Karen.

You’re aware that stadiums and salaries are entirely different things, right?

We could, but it may be easier and more fun to just attack all Seahawks fans.

Nothing screams “I belong to a more intelligent race” like using your own picture on the barely-pseudonymous Twitter account you use to post white nationalist nonsense.