I’d rather have the flight delayed, and then canceled, and then the pilot quits, and then the airline goes out of business, and then the airport shuts down, and then all flights are grounded, and then humans lose the knowledge necessary for mechanical flight, than be on a barf plane.

Ummm...Embiid, Simmons, Lebron? I’d take my chances for a title with that.

‘accidentally’.

Before we get crazy, LeBron has known Simmons since the kid was in high school.

Still dont get the Philly connection. If Lebron goes anywhere, at his age, it has to be a team with a legitimate chance of knocking off the Warriors. If the Rockets can clear enough cap space, it HAS to be them, no?

Jesus. That’s fucking incredible. I don’t get it.

“How can I shoehorn in increasingly outdated movie references?”

Should a promising young team add one of the best players of all time or should they stay true to my idealized view of rebranded tanking taken to its most cynical extreme?

I dunno man, have you thought through all of the ramifications here?

BOY, LOOK AT THOSE DUDES ANKLES. He got crossed, there might’ve been a slight push, but no, he got crossed.

And have the top 5 teams be exactly the same for the next 20 years.

If they offer that jersey in Alonzo Mourning I will fucking fight anybody except Alonzo Mourning for it.

“Whoa...sweet mechanics!”

Maybe it has stuff about cars in it.

I’m not saying that tommy t ruins players, but goddam tommy t ruins players

Sergeeva’s sled finished 12th

Kawhi can’t we be friends

I’m so confused by that mustache. I want to say it’s a Wisconsin mustache, but this man is not fat enough to be from Wisconsin. It’s the uncanny valley of Wisconsin man in the Olympics, and I don’t like it one bit.

You laugh but we’re not going to let these guys back into the country.

*sigh* nope, this is not clever and no, you’re not being smart.