The third boss is a lot easier if you are level 100 before fighting it.

The ice must have been cold.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

I actually think you undersold how bad that was.

I think all the paint just fell off my living room walls

Ash? That was dirt left over from the gutter she woke up in.

Oh fuck off and stop pretending this is anything of significance other than just something to circle jerk over and be outraged about. Which there’s nothing wrong with. That’s why I’m saying, it’s good that in despite of such tragedy when can still get some laughs of stupid shit like this.

I’m beginning to get to that stage where I’ve looked at this guy’s jumpshot so often and with such focus that every single jumpshot looks weird now, like when you start saying a word over and over again and it loses meaning

...that’s your takeaway? What the fuck

I feel like that’s not what is important here, dude.

She wouldn’t be competing if the IOC had balls.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

The dude cheats on his wife, takes a 2 month break, then comes back and plays the “I have X friends” card? This guy went from zero to Pewdiepie (“I joke about killing Jews for the lulz”) faaaast.

When I read his response, my first thought was that it sounded a *lot* like one of Trump’s comebacks. “I love it. It’s amazing. So multicultural. I love it.”

Mrs. Assassin, my wife, multiracial, all the way from the small island of Malamawi. Lots of Filipino blood. I love it.

I don’t know enough about Dr. Disrespect to make a call, but seriously, how you gon use the “I have X friends” card?

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

Jackass holds up about 90%. There’s some pretty cringeworthy stuff in there and Bam is a fucking sociopath, but doing insanely stupid, reckless shit is always funny.