I'm pretty sure you and I and almost everyone we know would smoke each and every one of these bros in a game to 11.

I'm guessing a lot of artists will be under pressure to stop, collaborate and listen to what their attorneys have to say.

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We are long overdue for a 1 hour long, weekly show called "black people reacting to things." Would Netflix binge that.

Personally I think it'd be alright to give Tebow another shot at the NFL. He definitely did win some games he appeared to have no business winning, he's a talented athlete, and throwing motions are in theory fixable. Is he really worse than Geno Smith or Christian Ponder? He could at least be useful as a backup, and…

I heard that before the demonstrations started this morning, the one Stoops attended was ranked as one of the absolute best on campus, but by the time they were over, it was maybe 18th, 20th.

I knew I was about to be dunked on in a high school game. It was a fast break, I was only 5'8" and he was 6'2". I couldn't just let him fly by, people would know I was scared, and I couldn't let him dunk on me and have me flailing to the ground, so I did what I had to do.

I haven't been dunked on, but I got chase down blocked from behind by a little Brazilian kid (we called him Brazil....because obvious). This kid could jump out of the gym. Probably 5'8" but could dunk.

Too many bumps and you'll find yourself out of the league. Just ask Lamar Odom.

Yes, because this is such a common occurrence that you wisely based your opinion of what the bulk of the game is like off of moments like these.

No big deal! But I do see that you've changed the file from "Greg Anthony" to "March Madness" and in the interest of transparency, there should at least be comment about that.

Do you think that is Greg Anthony? Because it's Kenny Smith.

He only beats up villains, and always non fatally, and then goes and plays Tennis with him in the afternoon. Dude's tolerant as fuck.

I subscribe to Bill Watterson's theory: "The surest sign there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that it hasn't tried to contact us."

Rex Ryan is going to be a Buffalo legend by Week 6.

I found myself spinning a towel above my head with forearm over mouth at the 3:00 mark when the white one shows up out of nowhere.

That black llama juking that dude out of his shoes could be on an And1 Mixtape

I can just see the headlines tomorrow - Man on internet admits he's wrong! Shock! Horror!

You are a walking, typing case of confirmation bias.

Anyone else take the quiz? I got a 22. However I think it's probably wrong. I could write a better quiz if I took the time.