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I'm sure professional basketball players before they begin playing a game in the NBA finals forget to drink enough water before the game. Sharp is what you are. Razor sharp. I don't know about this "water will ease the cramping" business. Water alone won't ease cramping in your extremities. It'll just make you less…

I see this reaction a lot and I REALLY don't get it. I was absolutely mesmerized by the scene. I thought it was excellent. Brilliant even. Apparently I'm nearly alone in thinking this, but I find that shocking and surprising. I never would have guessed nearly everyone else thought this fascinatingly played scene…

The look he gives to the camera is what makes this gif.

Dag nabbit, this Lebronny fellow is ok but he couldn't cut it in the old school NBA. He'd be the seventh man on the 85 Celtics. They played REAL basketball back then!

Whoever decided to use 100.1 IP for Randy Wilson instead of 100 IP is a total dick.

Dont forget about this guy!!!

Dude did John Hollinger run over your dog?

Nah, I don't care what this guy says. If scientists were able to fake evolution by planting fossils all over the world, I'm pretty sure they could've faked the moon landing. They probably just took some cameras to a big rock somewhere in the middle of the night. Those low gravity jumps could've easily been faked…

Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

Pictured: the guy they might draft

And this is why net neutrality is so important. So we can all bask in the glory of 1080p gif madness.

Compare it to the "normal" version I made up top, which at 10fps and 2.5mb is your average internet gif in 2014. The internet is going to look shit-hot when we can all handle the bottom gif.

How's Xbox One ownership been for you, so far?

I was sold on the Xb1 when they first announced it at the infamous "TV TV SPORTS TV" event, was extremely excited about what MS could do with this box and preordered a Day One Edition. Since then, my excitement for the box has fallen off in a big way. I was disappointed by the 180 MS did by getting rid of the…

Truth is, I've gotten used to kinect for UI controls.
I constantly keep shouting at my friends xbox 360 (never had an xbox before) to go to an app or to unsnap the party snap or to start a game or to turn it off or turn off controller or record game bits (Xbox record that!)

Honestly not worth the extra 100$ but now I…

I say "Xbox Record That" whenever something awesome happens in Peggle 2 or Titanfall. I also never watch the clips. Ever. No idea why I still do it. Because I can, I guess.

Just like a woman. Not being happy until you take both the guy's balls.

So wait, he now has half of what he had going in? I think my ex-wife invented that trick.