My Dad would wash his hands in the kitchen sink and use a paper towel to dry them, then hang the paper towel to dry. Then he use them to clean up spills on the counter, oil/grease from the stove top.

I’d add this as a base for pasta salad.

Something I learned from my Dad years ago and been doing since the start of the pandemic is hanging paper towels to dry to reuse for cleaning up spills, cleaning oil/grease from the stovetop, temporary pot holders, cleaning mirrors/windows.

I recently switched to Tide Pods for that reason, and only need to bring a few of them to the laundromat.

Use both sides of the toilet paper

I can’t wait for Army of the Dead and Love Death & Robots.

While not a munchie, Dr. Pepper (or its copies) is a tasty beverage to get rid of cotton mouth.

Thank you. I noticed that I had to clean my percolator... again! Usually I scrub with steel wool but can’t get all the nook and crannies.

How many of your waffle fried food ideas come after you’ve weed fried your brain? :)

True, you can have too much salt and pepper but there’s no such as too much Salt N Pepa

Mine are;

Also

“She was a always quiet neighbor, but I suspected something was wrong when she didn’t peel her kiwis before eating them.”

It’s amazing how much better my health got once I was responsible for it and educated about such things like when to put cooked food in the fridge, or to not hide Easter eggs outside.

Lawn Darts. Saying ‘I’m going to friends house’ without calling when you got there. 

Children born before 1990/2000 are lucky to have survived their childhood. My carseat in 1970's

How often should you change your pillow?

My brother stopped eating those because his weight got over 250 lbs.

Only without the raisin bread.