Since when has snarky been a lifehack? 

When cooking a fried egg with this method, do the whites cook all the way through without the bottom burning or the yolk getting too hard? When cooking eggs overeasy, will the eggs still release easily once flipped?

You don’t actually have to understand the Leidenfrost effect

I keep one non-stick pan around for eggs. I haven’t had good luck with eggs and stainless steel so far, but I think I’ll give it another shot.

It’s OK, conviction or not, we know it in our hearts to be true. 

Don’t use text as your mode to get to know each other before the second date. That should be done over a dating app, the phone, and in person.

Mtv classic doesn't ask if you're still watching or cut off in the middle of a goddamn song to show an ad.

And Tabitha Soren was simply cute.

I never cared much for MTV News. It always seemed so self-serious. But I have a lot of respect for Kurt Loder and MTV was smart to go out and get him when they launched their news brand.

Shai-Hulud!

Stairs?  /cries in Californian

*convicted rapist and twice impeached former President

I’m very glad it went this way. I’m also sad because it will change nothing.

Ouch. I love this book, but $95 is pretty steep.

I only have 2 rules for vacuuming carpet:

Not enough snot on Atreyu 

if one juror holds out for acquittal, i hope the other jurors beat the shit out of him/her (probably him).

Song (Non Song)
everybody caulk the dinosaur

Sum 41 Year Olds

I think Emily Post would approve, pinky in the air.