Everytime I rewatch Firefly, Kaylee’s ‘That’s my girl. That’s my good girl.’ still gets me misty eyed.

It does matter to people who like to be informed and will make the effort of a second round, especially where Dotard Donny is involved. He’s a horrible businessman who tries to be a mobster but hasn’t the intelligence for it. 

Most people would have

Botox is a hell of a drug

There you go, America. The POTUS will build on your property, regardless of your rights. Every day with him he tries to be a sad little king.

Thank you, I forgot about the setting.

If a tough Irish father can be moved by his son dancing ballet, anyone’s can. I’ve always enjoyed dancing growing up but was never given the chance to try it; soccer, baseball, piano (which I all hated) were my lessons growing up.

YouTube personalities are the penny stocks of social media!

It’s the term Kim Jong Un had for his good buddy and pal, Trump. Since DJT is so fond of “clever” nicknames I started using it. The meaning;

Simplest answer, Kylo had a sex change and is now Single White Female’ing Rey.

I prefer GIF since it’s Graphics Interchange Format

Nothing like cold hard cash though. Of course, you’ll need someone to watch the bag, the bag with all the money.

For a conservative group, the GOP sure loves being cucks.

It’s always the lesser of two evils but last time it was fucking obvious to not vote for Dotard Donny, and the popular vote proved that.

He’s blaming the wind from them on his lousy golf game!

Thank you. It’s from an old Lifehacker article ;)

PLACE YOUR BETS! PLACE YOUR BETS!