I don’t have a lot of food in my fridge so I fill the empty space with bottles of water. This doesn’t make my refrigerator run more often and in an emergency I have a supply of water.

Dotard Donny’s plan is going to fail because he’s been saying/tweeting bad things for years. Journalists should bring a table with the worst of them queued up to counter.

We’re in the darkest timeline

I can’t wait for The Dark Crystal! To this day I remember the whole audience laughing at ‘Of course not... you’re a boy.’

Since he took office people have been trying to prove he’s violating the emoluments clause, then he blatantly does. 

I will never get over the fact that the President of the United States is a fucking petulant child.

Love articles likes these because in addition to the typical noise of an office, there has been/will be construction going on for weeks.

Dotard Donny’s plan to stop the fires in the Amazon

Shoot out the windows?

Some easter eggs are big damn eggs

Unfortunately he hasn’t raged himself into a debilitating stroke... yet

Thor approves

Climate change won’t affect the planet, just the creatures living on it.

The GOP loves Trump because he distracts American citizens from what they’re doing. They’re not going to stop him because they can find someone else just as bad if he gets impeached/strokes out/doesn’t win 2020.

The silver lining is Dotard Donny will be watching and tweeting. Less time of being a national embarrassment. 

In Dotard Donny’s case, he’s using a bullhorn to broadcast his mental illness

FTFY