He wants a big beautiful piece of the most amazing chocolate cake you ever saw

I like that idea, but would a child’s umbrella block out the sun and rays?

What I really loved about Happy! season one was how the secondary story with the kid’s show host was planted as a seed for season two main story.

How many Nick Sax will be at NYCC this year?

Buy a black travel sized umbrella, MacGyver how you want so you can attach it to your child’s stroller. I discovered this lifehack while walking during my lunch breaks and seeing an old woman using one on a sunny day. I tried it and it made the walks enjoyable.

I loved those commercials.

Here I thought we’d have to wait till Pete Buttigieg was sworn in to have our first homosexual President. 

She had to make sure Dotard Daddy didn’t keep going around to her butt.

What if it wasn’t the Russian who directly caused him to win but the Republican Party? The old white racists who didn’t like Obama being President for 8 years weren’t going to tolerate another Democrat especially a woman! So they whispered in Dotard Donny’s ear after the White House Correspondent Dinner where that “bla…

You could sell them steaks and vodka...

To be fair he was talking about cucking his son-in-law.

If Dotard Donny didn’t have shady deals with Russia during his real estate days, didn’t ask for the on camera to hack wikileaks, didn’t have his son and son-in-law meet with Russians, then there wouldn’t be a need to investigate him.